TV party tonight,
TV party tonight,
TV party tonight,
TV party tonight!

We're gonna have a TV party tonight... Alright!
We're gonna have a TV party... Tonight!

We've got nothing better to do,
Than watch TV
And have a couple of brews.

Everybody's gonna hang out here tonight... Alright!
We'll pass out on the couch alright... Tonight!

We've got nothing better to do,
Than watch TV
And have a couple of brews.

Don't talk about anything else...
We don't want to know.
We're dedicated to our favorite shows.

We sit glued to the TV all night...
And every night!
Why go into the outside world at all...
It's such a fright!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV
And have a couple of brews.

TV news shows
What it's like out there...
It's a scare!
You can go out...
If you want...
We wouldn't dare!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV
And have a couple of brews.

Don't talk about anything else...
We don't want to know.
We're dedicated to our favorite shows.

I wouldn't be
Without my TV for a day...
Or even a minute!
I don't bother to use my brain anymore...
There's nothing left in it!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV
And have a couple of brews.

Wait a minute,
My TV set doesn't work.
It's broken!!!
What are we gonna do tonight.
This isn't fair.
We're hurtin'!

We've got nothing left to do.
Left with no TV,
Just a couple of brews.

What are we gonna talk about... I don't know!
We're gonna miss our favorite shows.
No TV party tonight...